Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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