I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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