I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
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fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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