So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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