so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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