at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
