we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I have feelings that need drinking.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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