I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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