Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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