this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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