oh god the rape fog is back!
...so i touched it.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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