Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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