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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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