Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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