sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
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Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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