I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.