Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
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he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub