I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?