Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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