4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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