She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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