covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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