The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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