I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
The beer is more important than you right now.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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