Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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