Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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