Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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