Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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