Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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