I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
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this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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