He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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