You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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