I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
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Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
how does that bad decision feel?
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