I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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