Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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