I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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