I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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