Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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