she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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