i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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