I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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