he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
