I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
There r osticjed everywhere
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
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