so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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