i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
it glows. i had to have it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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