oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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