how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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