No stitches, just platelets and will power
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I just want to make out with him forever
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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