Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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