If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He shit in the fireplace
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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