Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Randomize
