he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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