then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm gonna fight the coyote
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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