How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Randomize
