what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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