Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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