my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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