He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
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All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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