It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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