I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
