oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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