Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize