He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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