Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
