I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
